Which Marvel Hero could eat the most on Thanksgiving?

Which Marvel Hero could eat the most on Thanksgiving?

It is that time again, Thanksgiving also known as National Over Eating day.  Familes across the country will be meeting throughout the country sit at tables with 10x the amount of food they should eat and then eat it. Then people stumble around and eventually collapse to watch Football.  OF course everyone feels very thankful afterwards.

The question remains which Marvel Character could throw down the best and eat the most on Thanksgiving?

This Thanksgiving Toylab will be releasing profiles of our favorite big eaters, both from Marvel and the other comics.

Here are some top Marvel candidates!

Wilson Fisk the Kingpin. 

 The Kingpin is not typically shown wolfing down food but he is a really big dude.  You have to guess that all that girth comes from somewhere.  Unless, he is just extremely big boned.

Despite being extremely physically fit the Kingpin looks pretty chunky and thats something that Spider-Man lets Wilson know everytime they fight.

Hercules keeps a nice figure but the son of Zeus has been known to put down a lot of food when celebrating.

Fat Cobra
You may have not heard of Fat Cobra and that is a damn shame.  He is one of my favorite Marvel characters of all time and the dude can also eat with the best of them.

Fat Cobra is both huge and gluttonous.  He has never seen a meal he didn't like.    Plus he got some eating lessons from Elvis.......and or taught Elvis how to eat.

He is a chunky dude who knows how to have a good time and to chow down.

Fat Coba also has some interesting bonafides in this category.  He has a claim that he drank Wolverine under the table.  This is denied by Wolverine but strongly stated by Fat Cobra.  Also while trapped in caves under the Earth, Fat Cobra killed and ate an entire Dragon.  He was still hungry afterwards.

Below is a great panel of Fat Cobra claiming to have drunk Wolverine under the table and also of feeling famished after consuming an entire Dragon.

Volstagg is a massive Asgardian with the appetite of a hungry god.
Asgardians are known for having huge feasts after victorious battles and none partakes more in the feasting than Volstagg.  He is by far the largest and physically strongest member of the Warriors Three and might be the only one to take on Thor in an eating contest and win.

The Blob - The X-Men villain 
The Blob is a huge mutant who has a mutant power that helps him absorb matter.  An eating contest against this would just not even be fair.  He could literally just shove food into himself.

Many people think of and pick the Blob to win this contest and I get it, it makes sense.  The Blob is a big, big boy with a power that seems to designed to give him a competitive edge.  Lets not be too hasty though.

However, the truth is there are characters who could even defeat the Blob, though I think you need to think cosmically now.

Finally the Marvel character I think who could eat the aboslute most.

Galactus the World Eater
Galactus eats planets.
Does that disqualify him?  Not sure but if he is allowed into an eating contest Galactus wins!

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